Un triste anecdota (para el buen entendedor)

[jhonkarvt]

Un triste anecdota
La ultima ocación que estube en la playa
(solo, por supuesto, para que voy a llevar tortas a un banquete)
me apendejé y como andaba "credo"
(que es algo asi entre crudo y pedo)
pos me quedé dormido en la playa
no mamen pinche quemadota que me cai que poquito faltaba
para que me salieran ampollas
la verdad no podia estar del ardor tan cañon
Pos con la pena pero,
fuí a ver a un medico que estaba ahí en la costera
le expliqué que me habia pasado,
nada mas de verme me indico que comprara una pomada
que tenia que ponermela en toda la parte quemada
que despues procediera a tomarme un par de pastillas de viagra
y que me acostara boca arriba
-Ah chingá ?-
le pregunté que para que chingados me iba a tragar dos pastillas de viagra
si lo que menos se me antojaba en esos momentos era coger
muy tranquilo el médico me respóndio
-es para que no lo toquen las sabanas.

 

[lizardmorrison2]

dicen que de lo que se presume se carece..

 

[Kinneas]

pues risa no me dio

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[ukaman]

nmmmmm
aaa este sseeeee

 

[D4ria]

esto va en consultorio sentimental, deja le digo algun mod ke lo mueva

 

[kiuvoc]

jjjaaa nos pos si jjaaaaa

 

[drabox]

Pues tu esfuerzo merece una recompensa.....
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...EL QUE SIGUE!!

 

[adolmazjaurja]

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[paul_feng]

a las 4 lineas leidas me dio flojera seguir leyendo

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[bobina.sepsii]

ya lo habia escuchado o talves leido........

 

[pepelucho853]

por ahí anda un concurso de chiste malos... ponlo y seguro ganas XD

 

[lopicoso_123]

Jejejejeje que mamon.

 

[hamsster]

Ah no te desanimes compa ya vez que aqui hay cabrones que creen que nacieron contando chistes y no aprecian el esfuerzo que uno hace sigue adelante.

 

[tobi uchiha madara]

hahahaha
2-3

 

[etnies]

skate or die...

 

[DRAGONBALL210]

mmm... malo malo onde tan los tomatoes??