mujer embarazada de trillizos

shynjiz

Bovino maduro
#1
jajaja pues el chiste que iba a poner me acabo de dar cuenta ke ya lo habian publicado jajaja:eolo: en fin...
pues les pongo este.. ke no esta tan bueno pero bueno... gulp!


Habia una vez una mujer que estaba embarazada de trillizos. Un dia cuando se encontraba en el banco entraron a robar
y le pegaron tres tiros uno en cada bebe. Paso el tiempo y los chicos ya eran grandes.
Viene el primero y dice:
- Mama mama fui al baño y cague una bala
Y entonces la mama le explica.
Viene el segundo:
- Mama mama fui al baño y cague una bala.
Y la mama le explica al segundo hijo
Viene el ultimo y la mama le dice:
- Si ya se hijo, fuiste al baño y cagaste una bala.
- No mama, me tire un pedo y mate al abuelo
 
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adolmazjaurja

Visitante
#6
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Bovino de alcurnia
#9
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Geminiano2

Bovino maduro
#10
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Bovino maduro
#14
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