Lancheros mexicanos

[kiuvoc]

Un chiste mamilon, pa ke me surtan de tomates, jjaaaa




Estaban un par de lancheros mexicanos en el muelle, en eso llega un yate que traia un gringo,
se parkea a un lado de los lancheros, y ps uno d los lancheros aca buena onda..

Lanchero: Ehh!! carnal pasame la soga para amarrate del muelle
Gringo: eehhhh, what????
Lanchero: que me pases la soga.
Gringo: what?? I don't understand.
Lanchero: con una chingada, que me pases la soga para amarrarte al mulle.
Gringo: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

tons el otro lanchero le dice al compañero que le pregunte si sabe hablar español pero ps en ingles. y el lanchero

Lanchero: Do you speak spanish????
Gringo: No, I don't
Lanchero: PS ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡PASAME LA SOGA CON UNA CHINGADA.!!!!!!!!!!

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:chavo::chavo::chavo::chavo::chavo::chavo:

 

[necroarturo]

jajaja esta mamon, saludos

 

[escritor_anonimo]

jajaja ta mamila XD

 

[viorel.eduardo1990]

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Tu los pediste!!!

 

[sesoos_sheo]

casi no le entendi jajajaja

 

[mayinbas***]

:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate:bbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu buuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate:

 

[Fierroso]

quue!?!?!?!

 

[hugo-akd51]

jaja 2-2
saludos...

 

[mainmafia]

:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate: ah no ma si te llevaste el chiste malo del dia jaja se te agradedcce

 

[pay4urzinz]

jaja mamila¬¬

 

[antorcha1300]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
no esta chido...
jjjajjajjaja

 

[changodark]

jajajaja ta bueno

 

[djharryd]

Asi no va ......

pero ps bueno me acorde del Teo Gonzalez lo cuenta chingon.

Saludos!!!

 

[leonsjo]

Jajaja 2-2

 

[®sicKer]

Me no entendi :S, soy chafa .

 

[flameboy dark 1]

mamon como uno qe me contaron un dia pero con una torta de jamon

 

[jossue_]

hahaha k kagado
...♠
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[ayco]

jaajajajaja ke pedooooooo

 

[_GoD oF WaR_]

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Sin Palabras!!

 

[leocha]

oooooooooooooooooooooo jajajaja