SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)
There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish,
but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's not a problem anymore,
if you are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning process. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.
(Siempre hay algo que aprender o intentar, algunas veces necesitas un frase en español pero no sabes cómo decirla, no te preocupes mas, eso ya no es problema, si eres un gringo y no sabes hablar español, las clases inteligentes para gringos pueden ser de mucha ayuda en el proceso de aprendizaje, por ejemplo, tomamos las frases más comunes solo inténtalo y veras la diferencia y lo fácil que es aprender español.)
Boy "a" "c" "n" "r" = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
"N" "L" "C" John = en el sillón = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John shit all over himself.
"S" toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging around.
see eye = si hay = yes we have
"T" "n" "s" free "o" ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
T - N - S - L - P - P - B - N - T - S - O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug it into you.
:chavo::chavo:
There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish,
but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's not a problem anymore,
if you are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning process. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.
(Siempre hay algo que aprender o intentar, algunas veces necesitas un frase en español pero no sabes cómo decirla, no te preocupes mas, eso ya no es problema, si eres un gringo y no sabes hablar español, las clases inteligentes para gringos pueden ser de mucha ayuda en el proceso de aprendizaje, por ejemplo, tomamos las frases más comunes solo inténtalo y veras la diferencia y lo fácil que es aprender español.)
Boy "a" "c" "n" "r" = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
"N" "L" "C" John = en el sillón = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John shit all over himself.
"S" toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging around.
see eye = si hay = yes we have
"T" "n" "s" free "o" ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
T - N - S - L - P - P - B - N - T - S - O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug it into you.
:chavo::chavo:
