Uno en ingles, espero les guste (otra vez las mujeres de gandallas y dando buenas lecciones)
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach ... he had no arms and no
legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear, "Have you
ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in.
Espero le hayan entendido y les haya gustado
saludos!
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach ... he had no arms and no
legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him and whispered in his ear, "Have you
ever been f****d?"
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No!"
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in.
Espero le hayan entendido y les haya gustado
saludos!
