El hombre que no se podia venir

lokytax

Bovino maduro
#1
no manchen, el otro dia me conto un cuate
que habia un hombre que no se podia venir
y estaba en chinga y en chinga (ya saben),
duro y dale, duro y dale, y ni por nada que se venia
le llamaron el doctor y le explicaron la situación y ni madres, no se podia venir

pues ya, despues de tanto estar chinga y jode,
que desiden, mejor ir por el


ji ji, mal pensados
como no se podia venir, mejor fueron por el

para aquellos que no le entiendan: VENIRSE en México es sinonimo de EYACULAR
 

HvGoXxX

Bovino de la familia
#5
y el vato estaba tullido o que pedo??
hubiera tomado un Taxi, y fin del problema
muy incoherente la neta
 

oxyoz

Bovino adicto
#11
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bichitha

Bovino adicto
#12
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja :memeo:
no manches ! mi mente se mal viajo bien feo !
por mi cabezita paso la idea de " aaaah no ma, pobre tipo :eek: "
jajajajajajajajajajajaja
 

shoki666

Bovino de alcurnia
#19
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lopicoso_123

Bovino de la familia
#20
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