Diferencia entre una ba-k y elevador

[gnm_kos]

Un chiste de hace algunos años atras

¿En que se parece una vaca a un elevador?

En que la vaca es un animal bru to
bru to fue quien mato a César
César si acento me dice nada
sino nado me ahogo
la sangre se vuelve pesada
y se me sube al cerebro.
Pesada proviene de dos terminos
pez, animalito que vive en el mal
y ada, mujer buena que ayuda a la gente
la gente viaja en ferrocarril
el ferrocarril lleva oro
el oro sirve para hacer anillos
el anillo va en el dedo
el dedo tiene uña
la uña sirve para matar piojos
piojo proviene de dos terminos
pi, que es igual a 3.1416
y ojo, organo del cuerpo humano
que sirve para ver que una vaca y
un elevador no se parecen en nada.

se aceptan criticas y claro esta :tomate: :tomate:

 

[bunbury_83]

chaaaaaa
eso no va asi bro
no se porke
pero presiento k se vienen varios tomatazos
jajajajaj

 

[burst]

mmmmmmmmmm no pos no entendi ni maiz

 

[betobetillomaskarin]

chaaaaaa
eso no va asi bro
no se porke
pero presiento k se vienen varios tomatazos
jajajajaj

este we es adivino
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[kevinlazo_m]

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[◄ Galizo ►]

:tomate: chalez jajaja

 

[DemonBear]

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[cromosp]

MMMHHH...CANDIDATO NUMBER 1 A UN ANTIDOPING....

 

[ElRoyGuerrero]

chales como ke el final no me gusto

 

[fcko_1]

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:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate:
chale.....

 

[pay4urzinz]

hmm
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[Racoz]

k malos son... a mi si me gusto esta grasioso al principo no me dio risa pero despues me empeza a cagar de la risa... xD

yo opino a favor...

 

[Rotagila]

Este chiste más viejo que matusalén, creo que lo escuche cuando estaba en primero de primaria.

 

[gnm_kos]

Este chiste más viejo que matusalén, creo que lo escuche cuando estaba en primero de primaria.

jeje si, por eso puse ke era de algunos años atras

 

[╔═ ₤α∂¥β₤υέβέβέ ═╗]

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[skinny_tv]

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[haldane]

cual era el tema?? jaja...:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate:

 

[..::Khyrie::..]

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[kumazo]

jajajaja XD

 

[Cardona]

MMMHHH...CANDIDATO NUMBER 1 A UN ANTIDOPING....

jajajaja awebo jajajajaja
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