Bueno aqui les dejo unos chistesitos cortos pero en ingles disfrutenlos:
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONAL
H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONAL Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROL A teacher.
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seller: hi
costumer: hi
seller: you're single right?
costumer: yes, how you know that?
seller: because you're fucking ugly
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mickey:mimi i want to divorce
mimi: are you fucking crazy?
mickey: no, i'm fucking daysi
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
espero que les gusten los chistes
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONAL
H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONAL
Yesterday you said it's H to O. |-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROL
A teacher.-|-|-|-|-|-|-||--|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-
seller: hi
costumer: hi
seller: you're single right?
costumer: yes, how you know that?
seller: because you're fucking ugly
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mickey:mimi i want to divorce
mimi: are you fucking crazy?
mickey: no, i'm fucking daysi
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
espero que les gusten los chistes
