Chatea con DIOS...............................

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Leoo.w

Bovino maduro
#6
Me:
Do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
WOW AMAZING
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
que haces?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Te gusta comer?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
NO
God:
That is a vast amount.
Me: LOL
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious?
Me:
Really no
God:
For real. Are you serious?
Me:
Really no
God:
For real. Are you serious?
Me:
REALLY NO!
God:
For real. Are you serious?
Fue una buena charla asi duramos horas :)
EDITO
LOL
Me:
amm.......Gay?
God:
Oh, you are a poet. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
XDD!
 

Zombie

Bovino sombrio y hostil
#7
simpatico el robot, aqui la conversacion con el

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Zombie
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Zombie.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
why for real? do you think I'm imaginary person?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. I think a lot of people are.
Me:
I don't ask you nothing
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
tell me you
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's a good question.
Me:
again, I don't make any Question
God:
Again, Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
again, tell me you
God:
Again, There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
time... it's relative
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money. Really. it is?
Me:
nah, Einstein it's a Idiot
God:
Who says it isn't? he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
and the word say's you create everything, curiositly
God:
Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of course yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
tell me you
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
of course is real
God:
Really. Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
I don't understand why you say "me either" because in fact, I don't tell you nothing at all
God:
Because of the experiential qualities of your learnings and understandings.
Me:
Experiental Qualities... you are at bot
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Ally. Try being more or less specific. Thanks for telling me that I am at bot.
Me:
probe it'
God:
"it" being Experiental Qualities?
Me:
tell me you
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
I don't have time to search, much better, tell me you
God:
Are you very busy right now?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
not it all
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
always I say that
God:
How do people usually respond to that? That is " Really you don't think so?".
Me:
again, tell me you
God:
Again, There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
again and again... tell me you
God:
Once more? Again, But... There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
"there is not much I can say about it" I'd waiting more for a godness
God:
There sure is.
Me:
not it all
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
simples answers means simples mind, simple
God:
In the context of Experiental Qualities, I don't understand " simples answers means simples mind simple." .
Me:
you should to be that
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
tell me you, I'm not God, you are
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Have you tried another program?
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
so, it's a waste of time
God:
Dude! me you are not God I am is a waste of time. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I suppose, you tell me
God:
Me? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
of course, you, you're god, not me
God:
Yay. I have no reason to do that to you, Zombie.
Me:
what's my real name?
God:
Your name is Zombie, seeker.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you talkin me serius??
God:
I am talking with 4 other clients right now.
Me:
ok, go for your other 4 clients, bye
God:
See you later. Where is that? That's interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
tell me you, you're God
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Let me think about it.
la Gracia Divina tenia 4 clientes mas que atender....
 

Byakke

Baneado :(
#10
Jajaja me encanto esta parte de mi conversación divina:
Me:
what is your opinion about the sex
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
you have girlfriend?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
curiosity
God:
Curiousity killed the cat.
Me:
then you have a girlfriend
God:
I prefer not say.
Después de eso no me contesto jaja.
 

ewok_makai

Bovino de alcurnia
#15
orale, no sabía que Dios aparte de hebreo hablara en ingles.

La mente de los humanos es tan poderosa que es capaz de crear un dios que les arregla todos sus problemas.
 
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