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Lancheros mexicanos

kiuvoc

kiuvoc

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Un chiste mamilon, pa ke me surtan de tomates, jjaaaa




Estaban un par de lancheros mexicanos en el muelle, en eso llega un yate que traia un gringo,
se parkea a un lado de los lancheros, y ps uno d los lancheros aca buena onda..

Lanchero: Ehh!! carnal pasame la soga para amarrate del muelle
Gringo: eehhhh, what????
Lanchero: que me pases la soga.
Gringo: what?? I don't understand.
Lanchero: con una chingada, que me pases la soga para amarrarte al mulle.
Gringo: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

tons el otro lanchero le dice al compañero que le pregunte si sabe hablar español pero ps en ingles. y el lanchero

Lanchero: Do you speak spanish????
Gringo: No, I don't
Lanchero: PS ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡PASAME LA SOGA CON UNA CHINGADA.!!!!!!!!!!

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Tu los pediste!!!
 
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:tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate::tomate: ah no ma si te llevaste el chiste malo del dia jaja se te agradedcce
 
Asi no va ......

pero ps bueno me acorde del Teo Gonzalez lo cuenta chingon.

Saludos!!!
 
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Sin Palabras!!
 
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