En realidad no se de donde saque esto, pero me parecio simpatico para compartir.
ehm.. si, podria haberlo traducido, pero no, no lo hice ni lo voy a hacer. porque
si lo hago, va a perder toda su escencia y va a resultar un disparate.
Asi que aqui esta...tal cual... en ingles, para quien lo entienda, y aunque es un poema,
no me parece buena idea ponerlo en el foro de intercambio literario.
tampoco en el de chistes, asi que aqui lo posteo.... suficiente preambulo!




If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And
your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your
situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as
well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,
the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!