"Finally I get a day off...FUCK!!! But my phone was ringing off the hook. I finally answered it and it was my buddy asking how my day off is and shit like that. Then he told me that there was this hot chick that he sent my way to see if I could give her a place to eat and sleep for the night. I mean what the fuck do I look like..a hotel ro some shit! Anyhow when I saw this girl, she spoke no english, and only had a note to give me. The note read ""Fuck This Little Girl in Her Tight Asshole."" How could I resist! My day off was perfect timing to fuck this non-english speaking right off the boat piece of meat...then send her on her way!"