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chistes cortos en ingles

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Bueno aqui les dejo unos chistesitos cortos pero en ingles disfrutenlos:

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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seller: hi
costumer: hi
seller: you're single right?
costumer: yes, how you know that?
seller: because you're fucking ugly

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mickey:mimi i want to divorce
mimi: are you fucking crazy?
mickey: no, i'm fucking daysi

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


espero que les gusten los chistes
 
jajajaja, pues uno que otro sencillo, pero muy bueno en especial me gusto mucho el de la formula quimica del agua y el de mickey.
 
la mamada solo me sabia el de ur so fucking ugly jejejeje eich 2 O jajaja t pasaste
 
Valio la pena entrar a este post, muy bueno en especial al del Agua...
 
Tan muy güenos.

Hasta se me olvido mi spanish. jajajajajaja :D
 
que bueno que les gusten los chistes ya posteare mas
 
jajajajajajajajajaje estan chido sobre todo el seguno
 
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