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Chuck Norris Bruce Willis Facts
January 17th, 2008 by timbotron ChuckNorrisFacts.com is still funny, though it has officially reached the status of once-legendary-but-now-stale. And Chuck Norris himself has recently demonstrated that he’s kind of a douche. Though he’s always been kind of a douche.
And he’s freakishly hairy.
Like Robin-Williams-gorilla hairy.
Who is far more worthy of such recognition?
Action hero Bruce Willis.
Of course.
To clarify:
•Women smoke after sex with Bruce Willis. And they also sizzle and smoulder.
•Bruce Willis doesn’t use toilet paper. He uses Chuck Norris.
•Bruce Willis had a small hairy growth surgically removed from his back. It was Chuck Norris.
•Bruce Willis can cook Minute Rice in 10 seconds. With his mind.
•Bruce Willis doesn’t catch colds. Colds catch Bruce Willis.
•Bruce Willis bleeds to trick his enemies into thinking he’s mortal.
•Chuck Norris’s martial arts skills: black belts in Tang Soo Do.
Bruce Willis’s martial arts skills: black belts in being Bruce Willis.
•Every December, Santa Claus sits on Bruce Willis’s lap.
•Bruce Willis isn’t balding – his hair couldn’t handle the action and had to go.
•When Bruce Willis farts, it smells like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Hechos Bruce Willis
Chuck Norris Bruce Willis Facts
January 17th, 2008 by timbotron ChuckNorrisFacts.com is still funny, though it has officially reached the status of once-legendary-but-now-stale. And Chuck Norris himself has recently demonstrated that he’s kind of a douche. Though he’s always been kind of a douche.
And he’s freakishly hairy.
Like Robin-Williams-gorilla hairy.
Who is far more worthy of such recognition?
Action hero Bruce Willis.
Of course.
To clarify:
•Women smoke after sex with Bruce Willis. And they also sizzle and smoulder.
•Bruce Willis doesn’t use toilet paper. He uses Chuck Norris.
•Bruce Willis had a small hairy growth surgically removed from his back. It was Chuck Norris.
•Bruce Willis can cook Minute Rice in 10 seconds. With his mind.
•Bruce Willis doesn’t catch colds. Colds catch Bruce Willis.
•Bruce Willis bleeds to trick his enemies into thinking he’s mortal.
•Chuck Norris’s martial arts skills: black belts in Tang Soo Do.
Bruce Willis’s martial arts skills: black belts in being Bruce Willis.
•Every December, Santa Claus sits on Bruce Willis’s lap.
•Bruce Willis isn’t balding – his hair couldn’t handle the action and had to go.
•When Bruce Willis farts, it smells like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Hechos Bruce Willis
January 17th, 2008 by timbotron
17 de enero 2008 por timbotron ChuckNorrisFacts.com is still funny, though it has officially reached the status of once-legendary-but-now-stale .
ChuckNorrisFacts.com sigue siendo divertido, a pesar de que oficialmente ha llegado a la situación de una vez al legendario-pero-ahora-rancia. And Chuck Norris himself has recently demonstrated that he's kind of a douche.
Y Chuck Norris se ha demostrado recientemente que él es una especie de ducha. Though he's always been kind of a douche.
A pesar de que siempre ha sido una especie de ducha. And he's freakishly hairy.
Y es monstruosamente cabelludo. Like Robin-Williams-gorilla hairy.
Al igual que Robin Williams-gorila peludo. Who is far more worthy of such recognition?
¿Quién es más digno de este reconocimiento? Action hero Bruce Willis.
Héroe de acción de Bruce Willis. Of course.
Por supuesto. To clarify:
Para aclarar: •Women smoke after sex with Bruce Willis.
• Las mujeres que fuman después de tener sexo con Bruce Willis. And they also sizzle and smoulder.
Y también chisporroteo y arder. •Bruce Willis doesn't use toilet paper.
• Bruce Willis no usa papel higiénico. He uses Chuck Norris.
Él usa Chuck Norris. •Bruce Willis had a small hairy growth surgically removed from his back.
• Bruce Willis tuvo un pequeño crecimiento peludas extirpación quirúrgica de la espalda. It was Chuck Norris.
Fue Chuck Norris. •Bruce Willis can cook Minute Rice in 10 seconds.
• Bruce Willis puede cocinar Minute Rice en 10 segundos. With his mind.
Con su mente. •Bruce Willis doesn't catch colds.
• Bruce Willis no se resfrían. Colds catch Bruce Willis.
Los resfriados de captura Bruce Willis. •Bruce Willis bleeds to trick his enemies into thinking he's mortal.
• Bruce Willis sangra para engañar a sus enemigos en el pensamiento de él es mortal. •Chuck Norris's martial arts skills: black belts in Tang Soo Do .
Norris artes marciales Chuck • Habilidades: cinturón negro en Tang Soo Do. Bruce Willis's martial arts skills: black belts in being Bruce Willis .
de artes marciales Bruce Willis habilidades: cinturón negro en ser Bruce Willis. •Every December, Santa Claus sits on Bruce Willis's lap.
• Cada diciembre, Santa Claus se sienta en el regazo de Bruce Willis. •Bruce Willis isn't balding – his hair couldn't handle the action and had to go.
• Bruce Willis no es calvo - el pelo no podía manejar la acción y tuvo que ir. •When Bruce Willis farts, it smells like Chuck Norris.
• Cuando Bruce Willis pedos, huele a Chuck Norris.
